The Bird Show.

I think we have all said before that at one point or another when you're breaking up,

probably you've become a person that you normally aren't.

You know what I'm saying?

Like you've just snapped over the breakup and you've become this creature,

this crazy freaking creature that is capable of doing anything after the breakup and we induct you

into the height into the Psycho Hall of Fame when you can call us and you can go, okay, here's

what I did. And we have got story after story after story for inductees that have gone into

the Psycho Hall of Fame. These are normal people, average people, every day, pretty

healthy folks, but after the breakup, they've just gone psycho. Here's some examples for you guys

that aren't playing right now. I get a call from an ex-boyfriend, and he's in the hospital,

and I am talking to him. I'm like, what is going on? And he said, well, I just wanted to watch you go to sleep.

And I was wearing all black and got hit by a car. And he was in the hospital. Say that again.

He was outside of my apartment watching me walk around. I guess he said he wanted to watch to go to sleep.

Like my lights go out and stuff. And he was wearing, he was wearing all black? Yeah. And he got hit by a car and wanted me to come to the hospital to see him. You know how in scary movies there's always a chick with really big boobs running from the scary man with a knife? Sure. Okay, I wanted to see what I would do in the same situation. So I made my husband chase me with a knife. So he didn't want to do it at first, but he was standing by the knife block. Yeah. And then all of a sudden he pulled the butcher knife out and he said, okay, go. There was this guy that I really liked. He just never wanted to actually be my boyfriend. And he used to always talk about this long girl that he met through work

named Nicole and i went out and um i bought another cell phone and i got my friend to record the

voicemail to say like Nicole so it would say you've reached the voicemail box of and then her voice

would kick in and say Nicole and then one of the times when I hung out with him, he went to the bathroom and I just kind

of took his cell phone off the table and he had two numbers in there for her.

And I changed them both to the cell phone number.

Nice.

Okay, so that's what the Psycho Hall of Fame basically is there.

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