The Bird Show.

Okay, I've got one for you, and I can't specifically name who I'm talking about here.

But there is a girl at the radio station, a woman at the radio station, drives me crazy.

Uh-oh.

Because she's in another one of these freaking relationships that is like an on-again, off-again relationship,

and the guy that she's going out with isn't giving her what she

wants, yet she's just having the toughest time breaking away from this guy, even though he's just

there's just too much baggage going on. Too much, too much, too much. And she's constantly

complaining about the relationship, even though she won't bail on the guy, okay?

So I think that she finally, finally gave him basically an ultimatum and said, look, if you can't

commit to me, I'm on my way. That's it. Bye-bye. So she does that and he says, okay, I can't give you

what you want. I'll see you around.

So she takes off. She's like, fine, fine then, fine. And then they go through that whole, well, I'll see you tonight kind of thing. I call you every now and then where it's not really officially like over, over. But she's done the smart thing and she started like going out with another guy or a couple other guys or whatever. Right. But she's still hooked on dysfunctional guy number one.

So I was talking to her about it yesterday. And she said, you know what I think it is? I don't think that I have ever gotten out of a relationship on my own term. I mean, that I've always gotten out of the relationship on my own terms. It's never been the guy that said, you know what? Yeah, this thing's over for me. She's always broken up with them. She's always broken up with her. Yeah. So, she says now that she kind of feels, well, she never

said this. It was my sense that she would really like to see this guy again just so she can be the one to end it.

Because I said, do you really, really dig this guy?

She's like, no, that's the thing.

I really don't dig him all that much, but it's just the way it ended.

So I'm wondering if there are any virtual listeners that are brave enough,

brave enough to call us up,

and we'll use a voice disguiser if we have to, to say, you know what, he broke up with me or

she broke up with me, and I didn't even like them that much, but I got back together just

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