Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 4

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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080425 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE

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0:00.0	Acast recommends.
0:03.0	The police face an endless stream of calls, but some cases they simply reject.
0:08.0	911, what's your emergency?
0:10.0	Someone's broken into my home and cleaned it from top to bottom.
0:13.0	A cooked lasagna suddenly appeared in front of my tent, and it's freaking me out.
0:17.0	These victims have had nowhere to turn until now.
0:20.0	Introducing when the cops say no, we say yes.
0:22.7	I'm assistant to the detective, Karen Whitehouse.
0:25.1	And I'm Detective Lauren Kilby.
0:26.7	We investigate ridiculous crimes with absolutely no qualifications.
0:30.5	Tune in now to when the cops say no, we say yes.
0:34.1	ACAS powers the world's top podcasts, including...
0:38.0	Happy Place.
0:39.3	Offair with Jaden Fee.
0:41.1	And the show you're listening to right now.
0:47.9	This is The Bird Show.
0:50.3	Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.
0:54.6	It's the bird show's entertainment bus.
0:56.8	Kristen just ran in here sobbing, not because she had to drop off her four-year-old
1:00.8	Jimmy to pre-K, a new pre-K, but because, and just like that in the entire Sex and the City
1:05.9	franchise, is coming to an end after like, what, 30 years?
1:09.3	They made the decision that after season three
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