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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 28

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The Bert Show was a redo weekend. Could have been a redo weekend for Abby in Nashville. How to go?

0:05.8

It went pretty good. Did we get redemption? Is this your redemption arc? Well, this is what I was trying to go into my birthday weekend in Nashville for. A couple years ago, I went to Nashville with some friends and I totally fumbled the bag by not realizing I was getting hit on because

0:22.4

why would what I think I'm getting hit on by somebody in a band at a local bar? Literally I got

0:27.6

hit and I got hit on. Like why would I think I'd be getting hit on by some dude in a band in the

0:33.1

middle of a crowd? A couple years ago I was at Jason L. Deans. We were at the top floor. And if you've

0:37.8

ever been there, this is one of the most packed bars on Broadway. And for good reason, there's

0:42.9

a beautiful view of Broadway. They always have the best bands playing the most popular songs. And

0:49.0

there's always people ages like 20 to 30 there, you know, dancing, having a good time. Like, it is a rowdy bar to be at. And when I was there a few years ago, I remember I was like in the back,

0:58.6

in the middle, like very much in an innocuous position in the crowd, not thinking I'm getting

1:03.1

noticed by anybody. And all of a sudden, I feel a little on the forehead. And apparently,

1:09.4

maybe I'm overselling this guy's game.

1:13.0

You might have been unconscious.

1:14.2

I was just trying to make a point for the people at home,

1:16.6

but I got a little like...

1:18.3

Yeah.

1:19.0

On my forehead.

1:20.8

All I know is all the ladies heard that

1:22.5

and they're immediately going to Jason out this weekend.

1:26.2

And I got hit in the forehead by a guitar pick, not realizing...

1:30.0

A guitar pick.

1:30.9

A guitar pick, not realizing the bass player or whatever was trying to get my attention.

1:36.2

I just, at my mind, I'm thinking I just look like every other chick on Broadway,

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