Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 28

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.4	Your girlfriend has lost her mind.
0:03.3	That happened quite a while ago, but what's the latest example?
0:07.6	All right, so I was just telling you really quick what my son requested yesterday.
0:12.1	He wants to have a sleepover with Asa, which is Bert's girlfriend's little boy.
0:16.5	They're like six months apart.
0:18.1	They're thick as thieves.
0:19.0	They're hilarious.
0:19.8	They're freaking frack.
0:20.6	They're dumb and dumber. They're thick as thieves. They're hilarious. They're freaking frack. They're dumb and dumber.
0:21.5	They are so funny together, right?
0:22.9	It's the cutest age, man.
0:24.8	We can argue this.
0:26.1	But for me, between two and six, the best.
0:30.6	So Jimmy is now requesting a sleepover with Asa.
0:34.1	And I was very perplexed because I'm like, how does this kid even know what a sleepover is and then I forgot there's a bluey episode where muffin comes and has a sleepover
0:42.0	with bluey and bingo so maybe that's where it's coming from yeah because I don't think Aces
0:45.6	is ready for all that I don't think Jimmy's ready for all that absolutely not so Bart and I this was
0:49.8	like as we're getting ready for bed and stuff last night. And he's like, he's requesting the sleepover.
0:56.3	And I'm like, okay, well, what is a sleepover?
0:57.3	Like, what are we going to do?
0:59.5	And I had texted her.
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