The Bird Show.

All right, Kelly is on five?

Yes.

Does she want to be on the voice disguiser?

She does.

Okay. Now, we were supposed to get this thing fixed yesterday. Is it at the pitch that you want, Jeff? I will see. Hey, Kelly? Yes. How are you today? Hi, I'm good. How are you guys doing? Good. Can you speak up for us a little bit, though? Yes, yes, gladly.

All right, a very intriguing email, because at least on the surface, Hi, I'm good. How are you guys doing? Good. Can you speak up for us a little bit, though? Yes, yes, gladly.

All right, a very intriguing email, because at least on the surface, you're checking out Cosmo magazine,

and you identify and you make a connection with a guy that's pictured in Cosmo, and you want help finding the dude?

Actually, my sister, I think my friends, my closest friends, my sister have been on a guy hunt for me forever.

I've been single for roughly five years going on.

Stop talking for one second.

Okay.

Just because we're trying to adjust the voice disguiser.

Talk again?

Okay.

Hello? Is that better? I think that's better. Is that easier to understand? Can you sing? Oh, stop. I'm not singing. You just count from like one. I do not sing for days. That sounds a little better, right? I think so. Okay, go ahead. Okay. All right, so it was your, yeah, you're fine now. So it was your sister that told you about this dude?

Yes, actually.

And I went over for her house for a cookout one evening.

He was, you know, trying to talk me into this.

And I don't know, it just sounded really far-fetched kind of stalker, creepish.

And I don't know, I read his profile thing that he had in Cosmo, and I really thought, you know, he'd be a great match. So how do you meet somebody in Ohio when you're living in Atlanta? You come to the birdshaw. That's right. We have strong connections in Ohio. I want to know in his profile, what are some of the things that stood out to you that made you want to get in touch with him?

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