The Bert Show.

Good morning.

Carrie, you are on The Bert Show.

Hi.

Hey, how are y'all doing?

Great.

Thank you.

Good.

I want to ask y'all if I'm weird. Yes. If you have to ask you already, no. I know. I have a feeling it's pretty bizarre, but I just want to get your take on it. All right. Okay. You know how in scary movies, there's always a chick with really big boobs running from the scary man with a knife. Sure. And she always runs outside or falls down or runs up the stairs. And you're like, no, stupid. Don't do that. Right. Right. Okay. I wanted to see what I would do in the same situation. So I made my husband chase me with a knife. Say again? And I did all the exact same things. No, you did not. Yes, I did. Do you have really big boobs? Do you have really big boobs? No, I don't. Was this like an adult thing? Like, was this like a turn-on thing for you or? No I just really wanted to see how I would react if there was a killer in the house. But the killer was your husband. You were trying to do a scientific experiment based on horror movies? I guess so, but he was really scary when he did it. Are you kidding? Now you're having second thoughts about your husband? I know. I know.

He didn't want to do it at first, but he was standing by the knife block. Yeah? And then all of a sudden he pulled the butcher knife out and he said, okay, go. Oh my God. Explain me, like bring me into your living room for just a second when you explain to him what you want done to you that night. Yeah, he thinks I'm weird anyway. But how do you say that to him? Like, how do you break it to him?

Like, hey, I know this is going to sound

a little freaky here, but I've got something

I like to try tonight? Well, no, we drink a lot, so we do, you know, we say a lot of crazy things. And we'd had a few beers, and I said, hey, taste me with a knife. You didn't have to really explain that

I think we figured that out

God bless you

Let's just go around the room

Crash would you consider Carrie Weird

Well I liked knife. You didn't have to really explain that. I think we figured that out. God bless you.

Let's just go around the room.

Crashers, do you consider Carrie weird?

Well, I like the fact that she drinks a lot, but I mean, chasing it with a real

knife, what if you had caught you and started stabbing you?

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