Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 24 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.0 | Hi there, I'm Rachel Ray and I make 30 minute meals. |
| 0:04.0 | Now, that means in the time it takes you to watch this program, |
| 0:06.9 | I'll make a delicious and healthy meal from start to finish. |
| 0:11.1 | Bring back memories for you there, Rachel Ray. |
| 0:13.1 | I was just saying I sound so annoying. |
| 0:15.4 | No, you don't. |
| 0:16.5 | So like, no at all. |
| 0:19.3 | And I know how to get you dinner |
| 0:20.8 | and 30 hours |
| 0:21.5 | do you hate the sound of your own voice |
| 0:23.8 | we don't watch the show in my house |
| 0:26.0 | because it makes my dog cry |
| 0:27.3 | oh come on now |
| 0:28.5 | it does |
| 0:29.2 | no it does not seriously |
| 0:30.5 | she can't figure out why |
| 0:31.9 | I'm not with her |
| 0:33.6 | if she hears me |
| 0:34.5 | and if I'm there |
| 0:35.8 | and I'm in the other room |
| 0:36.8 | and I'm on the tv the same time |
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