Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 13
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2023
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:27.8 | The Fertia. Look there are some calls that Santa has to make for Santa scared straight |
| 0:36.2 | that are more serious than others. |
| 0:37.8 | Some cases are just tougher than others. |
| 0:41.6 | They're priority cases. |
| 0:42.6 | They're priority cases, right? |
| 0:44.1 | So we have this line to Santa, and if your kid is not on that nice list, we'll call |
| 0:48.2 | Santa and go, Santa, we got a job for you. |
| 0:50.6 | And in this case, when we called from about Easton, even Santa was like, I don't know if I want to deal with this. |
| 0:55.0 | So Easton is four years old, right? |
| 0:58.0 | And Easton doesn't think that his elves tell Santa when he's bad and he purposely is bad in front of them |
| 1:07.5 | just to see if they're gonna make that move you'll go ahead you tell Santa right |
| 1:12.0 | this kid four years old. |
| 1:14.0 | Cusses all the time, uses the F word. |
| 1:17.0 | Oh, he's four years old. |
| 1:20.0 | He attacks his older brothers Benton and Carson, choking them and punching him in the face. |
| 1:25.6 | Wow. |
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