Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 13

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:44.0	slash bonus BS.
0:46.0	The birt show.
0:48.0	She went into a coma yesterday.
0:50.0	Oh, I did not.
0:51.0	And she flatlined?
0:52.0	I did not. They saved her on the table? Okay, maybe did not. And she flatlined? I did not.
0:53.0	They saved her on the table.
0:54.0	Okay, maybe they did.
0:55.0	And she's back now to tell the story.
0:58.0	She went to heaven and came back.
0:59.0	She's got a story to tell.
1:01.0	I can tell you what heaven's like, it's a floor full of vomit. Let me get to that.
1:05.0	Just that there. You sure that was heaven? It is.
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