The Bird Show

Bird is so technically challenged No, no, no, it's not me. That there's no reason. No, Tracy. You claim every phone and every computer. Help me out on this one. He is so technically challenged that he screwed this up. We were going to do. I was having these guys transcribed the text between me and our boyfriend. And as they're going down, we realize there's a fatal flaw here. Well, there's several different phone numbers, and Bert never programmed their names into the phone, so I couldn't figure out who was who. Oh, no. So I went ahead and programmed their names, and it turns out there's two different guys, and Bert's texting them thinking it's the same guy. Dude. You're two-timing? Dude.

So, I was saying, even more of a boosh. So when he thinks he's texting this guy we're talking about, he was actually texting somebody totally different. So one guy would respond and then I would text a different guy. And now we're talking about it on the radio. How did you ever think this was a good idea? I told her. I said, look, I don't want to do this.

Yeah.

Are you kidding me?

Winnie, what are you going to get? it on the radio. How did you ever think this was a good idea? I told her. I said, look,

I don't want to do this.

Oh,

are you kidding me?

Wendy,

when are you going to get that number out? Wendy, I'm ready to start texting. Wendy, I'm good at this. I feel like we all owe Wendy a big hug and I'm sorry as we leave the studio today. Like, She should just line up like it's a wedding and we should all just apologize for letting this even happen.

I just want to know what you said to the guy from St. Patrick's going.

Yeah. line up like it's a wedding and we should all just apologize for letting this even happen. I just want to know what you said to the guy from St. Patrick's game. Yeah, he's not nearly as interesting as the other guy, but there's one guy that I really think is right for us. Right for us. I love that. He's been witty with us. He's been witty with us. He was a nice guy and I trusted you. I was telling these guys off the year. I was telling these guys off the year. He was a potential boyfriend. I wasn't getting responses back and I'd go to my wife and I'd say, I can't understand why he's not texting back. And I was visually upset about it. And your wife was consoling you. It's okay, honey. You can all right. You can do better next time. You'll get your man.

Now, I think as payback for Wendy, not just an apology, but I think we've got to call him and ask him if he'll come on the air with us and you apologize. The one that she really likes. The witty one. The other one, who cares? there's one that we're really interested in because he's just witty and funny from my phone

for my for my for my for my for my real phone's the Florida guy. Whoever the Florida guy is the University of Florida fan, that's the guy that we want to text because he's the guy that I think that we really have a lot of comment. Well, he's actually a Bulldog fan, but I was the Florida fan, so that's what he talked about. All this talk about him is going to reel him in. I think now we have to just ignore him. Yeah. Step two. Well feel like she's got her. Show him a little leg and pull it back. Well, he hasn't even texted the right guy back. Well, at least I feel like he's going to start at a clean slate with Wendy once he knows that I was the one that was really hacked the whole thing up. Yeah, but now he's going to question every text. Is this really Wendy? You tainted the text. I can assure him that I will never try this ever again. I promise you that.

All right, Jen, you said you had a couple of questions. Yeah, I do. I have some flirt texting questions.

When you're trying to engage a guy, is it best to leave the last line a question mark?

So that it elicits a response.

Why do I feel like this would have like a maneuver?

Oh, you mean the ending question maneuver?

Oh, it's in our book.

I mean, we basically say your word should be, his word should be the last word.

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