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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

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🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. All right, let's recap for some of you guys, Leah, and her story. We were all pretty

0:04.9

intrigued by this on Friday. Previously, on The Bird Show. It's my first date in 25 years.

0:11.5

I was married for 15 years. I got diagnosed with cancer, and I left the doctors that day,

0:16.9

and my husband and I had gone in separate cars. I went home, and he never came home. I didn't know where he was all weekend, and on Monday morning I called, and he had quit his job. And my son is a football player for the school, and I just kind of randomly met this man at the football game, and we struck up conversations. This week, he said, we've kind of hung out and all that, but let's go on a real date. Okay, so that was Leah from Friday. I mean, imagine that. You're driving home thinking you're going to see your husband after you get the good. Well, you're upset. Yeah. And you need his support, and he wasn't there and never showed up again. Weird. Leah, we didn't get to get into this with you on Friday. But at what point did you realize, okay, this man is not coming home? He just didn't run by public real quick for some chicken salad. Maybe within two hours. I'm like something's gone wrong, you know, and I'm calling cell phone. No one's answering. do you call the cops at any point go my god he

1:11.6

must have run off the road or they had to been a wreck on Saturday I called every hospital

1:16.8

I could think of but he had kind of freaked out the first time there was a disconnect so I thought

1:23.3

okay he's dealing he's trying to deal with this you know when I out on Monday that he'd quit his job and someone knew where he was,

1:31.1

and I went and talked to him, he was like, no.

1:34.4

I've got to have a new life.

1:35.7

You're selfish if you don't let me go.

1:37.9

I've only got baby six months to meet someone, get married, and have them ready to take care of our children.

1:43.4

Just cruel stuff, you know.

1:45.3

I'm so sorry.

1:47.3

Like, I hung in there with you one time.

1:50.5

I mean, it's really not fair to ask me to do it again, you know, just things like that.

1:55.1

You were leaving the doctor's office the day that you found out your cancer came back when he bail?

1:59.9

Yes.

2:00.7

Never came home that day.

2:02.5

Wow.

2:03.1

So cruel.

2:04.2

Forever, really.

2:05.3

He never really came back, ever.

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