Hey, the Bird Show.

If you are in a relationship right now that you're teetering in and thinking about getting out of it,

we talk about this every year, we got a debate dump day right because you are about to

slide into the holidays here and if you're in a crappy relationship you probably need

to get out before Thanksgiving starts and then Christmas and then you got New Year's

then you got Valentine's Day that's four months right there where it makes things

way more challenging so here you are today and you've already got one foot out the door.

What is the last day to get out of the relationship before you look like a complete a-hole?

I think it's tomorrow.

Tomorrow? Yes, dude dude because I mean otherwise

Thursday is one week from Thanksgiving you gotta get yeah I think tomorrow has to be

dumb day why is it why I can't be too close to Thanksgiving? Why is that man?

Yeah, I mean it could be before though, right? But why can't it be the day before Thanksgiving?

Like the literally the day before. Yes.

Like, hey, I'm going to break up with you, go have fun with your family and eat turkey.

That is rude.

It sends a very clear message.

It sends a clear message a week before also, like like I don't want to be with you.

Yeah, yeah it does. It is never too late to get out of a relationship you don't want to be in.

I'm guilty of doing this too where you set these invisible deadlines in your head and

then when you don't meet them you think oh no I've got to push it off or I've

got to procrastinate on it. Do it whenever it feels right if it's today if it's

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