After Hearing This, We're Convinced Abby Will Be Single Forever!

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🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Abby will shares the shallowest reasons she's ever swiped left on dudes. And now, we understand why she's single. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Burt Show. I was ready to come in here and just light up Kristen. Just light her up because she has this
0:07.9	Take that watching television is a freaking hobby
0:11.9	It makes me feel better about myself let me have it. So I thought
0:17.9	nobody is as ridiculous as Kristen so I put it up on Twitter as a poll yeah
0:21.7	60% of people agree with you.
0:23.4	Yay, I'm a majority.
0:25.3	Buy a Shmigin, but I'll take it.
0:27.8	What?
0:28.8	60% say yes.
0:29.8	60% said watching TV is a hobby. It's how you choose to spend your leisure time. Like if you I get
0:36.2	enjoyment out of watching documentaries I just started watching Buccaneers on Apple TV
0:41.9	which I as soon as I watched it. I'm like oh my God this is
0:44.6	Abby's Jam. Yeah I started watching it over the weekend too because I'm like this looks up my
0:48.3	alley it's a period piece with feminism in the middle so yeah I've been watching
0:52.1	that too it's so good. if it's anything is done in your leisure time it would be considered a hobby anything consistently
0:58.4	consistently yeah meditating that's a hobby it's a hobby. A hobby. Yeah.
1:03.0	Sleeping.
1:04.0	Okay, that's not a hobby.
1:06.0	Why are you doing a leisure time?
1:08.0	Yeah. Yeah.
1:09.0	If napping is something you enjoy, then necessary.
1:11.0	That's a health thing.
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