Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 25
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 25 March 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | One of you guys hit us up and asked us a very interesting question the other day, |
| 0:05.2 | is that how much did the poo dude make from Kristen's forehead billboard yesterday? |
| 0:10.1 | I would like to know the receipts on that. |
| 0:11.6 | I would too. |
| 0:12.2 | That's why I sent the DM. |
| 0:13.2 | I'm like, that actually would be nice to know if he saw a little uptake and people hitting himself up, |
| 0:18.2 | hitting Cameron up to come swing by their backyard and pick up their dog poop. |
| 0:21.3 | So there is space on Kristen's forehead that we have leased out this week for Bert's Big Adventure. |
| 0:29.5 | Yesterday it was the poo dude who had a tattoo on a temporary tattoo on Kristen's forehead that went flawlessly. |
| 0:36.8 | Today we have run into some snags, but Danga Kristen has come through and has been determined |
| 0:42.5 | to give Grand Arch Tree Service the do that they deserve. |
| 0:47.7 | Yes. |
| 0:48.1 | If there is anything, I do like to consider myself a problem solver. |
| 0:53.1 | So this is the temporary tattoo that is taped to my eyeglasses, but it wasn't printed the |
| 1:00.8 | right way. |
| 1:01.1 | It has to be printed backwards. |
| 1:02.7 | That way when I adhere to my forehead, you're able to read it. |
| 1:06.1 | But we have hit some snags and we haven't been able to print it out and now the intern is out |
| 1:12.1 | getting ink for the printer. We ran out of ink also for the printer. Yes, that was the first problem |
| 1:16.8 | was it was printed backwards. Second problem we couldn't figure out how to print it to one printer. |
| 1:20.1 | So we got a second printer. Then we couldn't get it printed on that one because there was no ink. |
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