Hi, I'm Jeff Wayne, and my musical version of The War of the Worlds is returning to arenas this March in April with the Spirit of Man Tour.

For me, standing on stage, conducting world-class artists and musicians, surrounded by breathtaking technology, is nothing short of magical.

It's more than a show. It's a battle against the Martians,

and I'd love you to be part of the adventure.

See you there.

The Bert Show.

Here we are starting the show today,

and it's already maybe a comedy of errors.

Look at Kristen's ghostly forehead today.

Well, I just now notice this.

So I put white makeup on my pristine forehead, so the temporary tattoos are really pop so you can see the logo better because, you know, I care.

I'm a giver.

I mean, they're paying money yes

for the uh advertising space on your forehead so I mean either do it right or you do it wrong

you're gonna do it right yeah um however I got here early this morning and Tommy got here

and he cuts out the temporary tattoos that he's been making at home.

Like there's a kit you can buy on Amazon. You can print them out. And you can put whatever

you want on your body. And I got it and I walked to the bathroom. And then thank God, before I

even started to put it on, I looked at it. And I'm like, I can read this because it's written the

right way. And when you put a temporary tattoo on, it has to be backwards. So I went back to

Tommy and I was like, yeah, you need to reprint this. So he's trying to figure out the printer

right now. So now we need to figure out because the tattoo was not ready prior to the start of the show because this

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