Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 2
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2024
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the Bert show. |
| 0:02.0 | Well, I'm calling you and I out for me a little bit pathetic. |
| 0:05.0 | What do we do? |
| 0:07.0 | You and I are so pathetic that on average, I'm guessing. |
| 0:12.0 | Takes 30 seconds to pee? |
| 0:13.9 | 30 seconds, maybe? |
| 0:14.9 | On average, right? |
| 0:16.6 | Are we so thirsty for content |
| 0:20.0 | that we can't even pee without looking at our phones at the same time. |
| 0:24.2 | We were just doing that in the bathroom. |
| 0:26.8 | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, |
| 0:28.0 | wait, wait, you hold your dingling in one hand and your phone |
| 0:30.9 | when the other? |
| 0:31.9 | That's what I'm saying. |
| 0:32.0 | Every time. Are you serious? |
| 0:34.0 | I do that too. Me too. |
| 0:35.0 | I was in the car with my wife Renee yesterday. |
| 0:37.0 | We were traveling from North Carolina back to Georgia. |
| 0:40.0 | Peating the car is not a good idea, bro. |
| 0:42.0 | No, we stopped at a rest area. |
| 0:45.0 | She goes, oh, did you see the pictures my cousin posted? |
| 0:48.0 | I'm like, yeah, I loved all of them while I was at the stop. |
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