Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 2

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🗓️ 2 July 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 2

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0:28.1	The Bert Show.
0:33.0	All right, so if you ever have a dilemma or an issue that you need advice with, please hit us up at the Burt show.
0:38.0	Com.
0:39.0	A dude has hit us up.
0:41.0	She told him she's pregnant, but he had a vasectomy and she doesn't
0:46.0	know he had a vasectomy so is the baby his or not? This is so juicy and so dramatic. Are we about to turn into the
0:56.0	Mori povich show? We 100% are. All right get your Manila
1:00.5	envelopes ready so we can figure this out. My favorite part. Hey Bert show I'm in a cold
1:04.7	sweat and in a panic over here. I need some serious help and fast. I know you guys get some
1:09.7	crazy stories but I'm not sure anyone has ever been in my exact predicament.
1:14.8	Regardless, I need advice ASAP.
1:17.6	Imagine my surprise when the girl I've been dating for a whopping three months tells me
1:22.2	she's pregnant.
1:23.0	Oh, that's not the surprise.
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