The Bird Show

Rihanna was supposed to be in studio with us this morning, but the luggage is somewhere

other than Atlanta.

Yeah, luggage.

Yeah, that includes clothes, makeup, hair products.

And she's like, I'm not going to that studio unless I got my makeup and I got some hot clothes and she shouldn't even know where they are right now. Right. So she's calling us from right down the street. Hey, Rihanna. Hello. Good morning. Hi, good morning. How are you? Good. Do you know where your bag is? Yeah, what happened to your luggage? Did you wash your luggage? Yes, I did.

Well, I'm praying to God that it comes in sometime before I leave today for the Bahamas.

But it hasn't so much stuff.

What's in there?

All my shoes, makeup, toilet shoes, you know, every possible thing I could think about.

We only said, oh, on the shoes.

Like, oh, she doesn't have nothing.

Yeah, for sure.

Shoes.

I'm assuming that you travel pretty heavy.

Like, I'm assuming there's like 19 pieces of luggage right now that haven't made it here.

No, well, I used to travel that years ago, but not anymore.

I kind of put everything in one suitcase, and this is why I'm so mad because I put everything in a

one suitcase that didn't make it.

And there's nothing worse, either when you're standing there, I'm assuming it's the same for you all.

So when you're standing at the baggage carousel, then all of that luggage comes off and then more and more and

more than you have the first thought, oh my God, they lost it. And then pathetically you're just

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