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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 15, 2023

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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0:00.0

Yeah, man, so I have seen documentaries and heard of other people talking to their kids

0:11.8

and their kids will give the name of who they were in the past life and even like literally

0:16.8

be like, here's where I passed away and then take people to that site and then they

0:22.0

find like a body at that site, creepy stuff, memories they shouldn't have that are historically

0:27.6

rooted that they shouldn't know about. So, you know, all of this is always in my mind

0:31.9

because I find it fascinating. And then the other day I was putting on makeup and I

0:36.0

don't wear a lot of makeup at home, but I was putting it on to go out and my daughter

0:40.4

was watching me and she's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, I'm painting my face.

0:44.0

It's like art. It's like art for your face. I enjoy makeup. I like how it makes me look.

0:48.4

And then she said, I used to wear makeup. And I said, oh, really? Oh, that's cute thinking

0:52.6

because she's been coloring her finger nails with markers to make it look like nail polish.

0:56.4

I'm like, oh, yeah, when was that? She goes, when I was a mom. And I said, oh, okay,

1:01.7

you wear a mom. She goes, yeah, when I was a mama, I used to wear makeup. And I was like,

1:05.2

is that now she goes, no, it was before. And I said, you, okay, you wear a mom. She said,

1:10.6

yes, I had a kid. And I'm getting freaked out. And I'm like, okay, because the hardest

1:15.5

thing about a parent is when your kid says stuff to freak you out, like you can't react.

1:19.7

Like inside, I'm like, that's very cool. Hey, you know, and then I'm like, what was

1:27.0

your kid's name? She goes, Maxi, which is her brother's name is Max. So that's when I

1:30.8

was like, and then the next day she goes, my name is Dana. And I'm like, where the hell

1:35.4

did you hear this name Dana? Like it's not in any of the kids shows. It's not like Dana,

1:40.2

the super kitty. You know, I'm like, what, I was, what are you talking about? She goes,

1:43.8

I'm Dana. I'm not Hazel. I'm Dana. And so then I said, Dana, are you a mom? And she

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