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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, November 7

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0

This Saturday, the £15 million £lotto jackpot must be won.

0:03.5

Or thousands of you will win a share of the prize.

0:06.0

But who will it be? Maybe someone bowling, like Les, who is pretty sure his lane's wonky.

0:10.4

Or Ellie, who has never bowled at...

0:12.2

Get in Ellie! Today is your lucky day.

0:14.4

Lotto, will you be next?

0:16.1

Play on app.

0:16.7

The National Lottery. Account terms, rules and procedures apply.

0:18.9

Players must be 18 or over.

0:21.1

Picture this. static cars. Idling engines. Angry horns. Now, picture you. Zooming past it all. Light and breezy.

0:36.2

Ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic.

0:40.8

Book your train journey via avantiwestcoastcoast.co.com.

0:45.1

Avanti West Coast.

0:47.1

Feel good travel.

0:52.3

The bird show.

0:54.0

All right, Lena here wanted us to do a background check.

0:56.7

We have offered this up to any of you guys, right?

0:59.5

You start dating somebody.

1:01.0

You're not really sure who they are, what their background is.

1:04.2

You have like some kind of red flags maybe going on.

1:06.8

We have a guy or a woman, actually, that will go online and do all of the background checks for you so lena calls us up and she's just gotten out of a bad relationship and she's starting to date a new guy and she's like i don't want to go through this whole thing if the dude has got stuff in his past that i don't agree with so let's do a background check.

1:41.9

All right, aye, aye, hi, hi, hi, I never back down. I've replied for that five clapgrounds. My guys by my side. Don't know how to hack now. I don't want to think so it's best to check my bank, my background. All right, Lena, what do you got for us?

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