Full Show PT 1: Thursday, November 7

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	This Saturday, the £15 million £lotto jackpot must be won.
0:03.5	Or thousands of you will win a share of the prize.
0:06.0	But who will it be? Maybe someone bowling, like Les, who is pretty sure his lane's wonky.
0:10.4	Or Ellie, who has never bowled at...
0:12.2	Get in Ellie! Today is your lucky day.
0:14.4	Lotto, will you be next?
0:16.1	Play on app.
0:16.7	The National Lottery. Account terms, rules and procedures apply.
0:18.9	Players must be 18 or over.
0:21.1	Picture this. static cars. Idling engines. Angry horns. Now, picture you. Zooming past it all. Light and breezy.
0:36.2	Ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic.
0:40.8	Book your train journey via avantiwestcoastcoast.coast.com.
0:45.1	Avanti West Coast.
0:47.1	Feel good travel.
0:52.4	The Bert Show.
0:53.7	Our producer, Messy Mikey, taking a look at his friend, our producer Jackson here, saying,
0:59.0	dude, you might be a lot of things, but you're just not redneck enough.
1:02.9	Messy Mikey can't have that.
1:04.8	No, Jackson, someone needs to bring him down to her.
1:09.1	If you would humor me, where did you eat dinner last night, Jackson?
1:12.9	Hey, this was a big deal.
1:14.4	My girlfriend and I were celebrating our two-year anniversary.
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