Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 01
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue well, we're bold enough to say go ahead ask us anything on social media and Rebecca has been taking your questions and we have not seen these |
| 0:12.0 | We have to answer them honestly all right Rebecca |
| 0:15.8 | far away |
| 0:19.8 | Hi for stuff up. Yeah, Tommy told me to do that |
| 0:24.0 | That's that me working on my energy. I said Tommy Rebecca sounds like she's asleep. She's in Syria. Can you help us out a little? |
| 0:30.0 | Really? |
| 0:32.0 | I think it's just my voice. I |
| 0:35.0 | When you do |
| 0:39.0 | Like that came out of I like it. It's very even keel. Yes. Yes, but you are not used to |
| 0:47.0 | I'm a little reserved. I have I've been told I have NPR voice. I will tell you that they fought for you in the meeting though |
| 0:53.0 | They're like no, no, no, she's that our voice separated from all your fake hyperness |
| 0:57.5 | It's distinctive. Yeah. All right, Bert |
| 1:03.5 | Why happened on your first date post-abourse that you're embarrassed to talk about? |
| 1:11.0 | On my first date, I think that they're talking about the rice incident. What are you talking about? |
| 1:15.5 | No, but you you've disclosed that so that we know what you were talking about. I think what you guys are getting confused on |
| 1:21.7 | Was it wasn't my first date after divorce, but I was going out with a girl and I may be going out with her two or three times and |
| 1:29.9 | We were out of Mexican restaurant and she had a piece of rice on her face like just over her lip and rather than tell her hey |
| 1:37.8 | You got a little sum sum going on over there |
| 1:40.5 | My dumbass reached over and like grabbed it off of her face |
| 1:45.3 | And I think I'm I might have eaten it |
| 1:48.3 | I |
| 1:50.8 | Was out of the game for a while |
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