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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 01

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0

Want to listen to the full birch show every day uninterrupted with no ads become a bonus birch show

0:09.2

subscriber. Find out more at the birch show dot com slash bonus BS. The birch show. So these

0:16.0

ancestry kits man creating a whole bunch of tension in some families right. The intention is

0:21.8

good. Oh, it's so exciting. Maybe I'll find family I'd never known about. But a lot of these

0:27.7

stories go sideways quickly. Christopher doesn't want anything to do with him. She was telling

0:31.0

us yesterday. No, and I I had said for the longest time is because I didn't want to just give up my

0:35.0

DNA and not know, you know, these companies are going to have it. And again, as I am going to

0:40.0

reiterate from yesterday and I'm going to say the exact same way I said yesterday, I ain't no

0:44.8

scientist. I don't know what they can do with this stuff. So I'm just not going to give it up

0:48.8

Willie Milley. You want me to spit in a little tube? Sorry, I'm going to pass. But then if I was

0:54.2

being honest, I had a second friend come forward and tell me that she has found a long lost half

1:00.8

sibling, the second friend that this has happened to recently. Okay. And if I'm being honest.

1:09.4

And I did one of these. I think because my dad had some wild days back in the day. I mean,

1:14.1

it was the 60s and the 70s. I could have a half sibling out there and I don't want to know about

1:18.4

all that mess. I want no part of that. I want zero part of that. So we get this email and her husband

1:24.8

is using one of these DNA kits to research her family and she's really afraid of what they'll find

1:29.6

out. So if you've got something going on in your life, you want to share your drama with us,

1:33.2

hit us up at the bird show dot com and Abby has the email. My husband recently fell head over

1:38.4

heels for this whole genealogy thing. He's been spending hours on ancestry dot com and has even

1:44.5

started building my family treat, which I thought was super sweet of him. Leave my tree alone.

1:50.4

So he ordered these ancestry DNA kits and at first I thought it was just some fun thing that would

1:56.0

tell us our ancestors were Vikings or something. I didn't really get that it could actually connect us

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