Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 27, 2023
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 27 July 2023
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show the first time in my life over the weekend. I did not tip after going to a Starbucks |
| 0:06.6 | Really |
| 0:08.1 | And I think I was right |
| 0:10.2 | But the tip guilt was real yeah from in New York City |
| 0:15.6 | Walk into a Starbucks all I need is a water which I pull out oh by myself |
| 0:22.7 | Excuse me go to the counter |
| 0:25.2 | He rings me up for my water |
| 0:26.9 | And then it asks me because I only had a credit card on me |
| 0:29.5 | So I want to give 15 20 percent this dude didn't do anything |
| 0:34.2 | He stood there. He stood there press the button and and he probably stocked it |
| 0:39.2 | So I did have that thought but I thought |
| 0:42.4 | No absolutely not |
| 0:45.5 | But I did have tremendous guilt about it. You're still talking about it. I'm not leaving anything at all |
| 0:50.7 | It was a water and he did nothing right so Kristen and Bart her husband Bart have been going in this back and forth |
| 0:57.0 | Should they tip should they not have tipped the lift driver? Yes. I was on my way back |
| 1:02.6 | Um from the airport heading home |
| 1:05.9 | Early in the morning. I had landed at 7.30 a.m. And I'm like perfect |
| 1:10.8 | I can listen to my favorite morning radio show on my way home |
| 1:15.2 | So I asked my lift driver if she would kindly put on the radio she look you looking for bobby bones |
| 1:20.6 | No, it's looking for the breakfast club actually |
| 1:27.6 | So I asked her to turn the radio on she goes it is on |
| 1:31.4 | I thought she had some playlist on but sure enough radio and I'm like oh great |
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