Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 27, 2023
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 27 July 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Want to listen to the full birch show every day uninterrupted with no ads become bonus birch show |
| 0:09.2 | subscriber. Find out more at the birch show.com slash bonus BS. The birch show. I'm always back |
| 0:16.4 | off of his deathbed. How you doing, man? I'm hanging in there. What happened? I don't know. |
| 0:22.2 | That's the probably the worst part about traveling for me is a lot of the time when I come back, |
| 0:26.3 | I come back with something and I kind of felt it coming on Tuesday out of nowhere, but I was like, |
| 0:32.1 | I think I'm fine. I'll get through this. I'll push through it. I'll take some emergency. |
| 0:35.6 | It was a little too late for the emergency at that point. Yeah. Don't ask him what the symptoms were. |
| 0:39.6 | I made the mistake of doing that via text yesterday. Yeah, she did. And I gave them all to you. |
| 0:43.9 | And I threw up. Yeah, she's a little hard, man. That's a rough day. Man, right? It was, |
| 0:51.5 | it's all liquid. Yeah. I got it. I didn't need me to go deeper. No, okay. We good. Yeah, man. |
| 0:56.8 | Actually, yeah. No. My chest is bad. It's all down. It's all below the neck. |
| 1:02.4 | It's my chest feels like it's about to explode. I don't know what it is. I had a really, |
| 1:06.0 | really nasty cough, but I woke up today. I think that one day of just sleeping the whole day, |
| 1:09.8 | I feel a lot better. Good, man. Well, good to have you back. Thank you. So who almost missed |
| 1:13.6 | their flight because of a designer handbag? This is my aunt who had to make what I thought was like |
| 1:20.1 | one of the horrible or one of the toughest decisions I think I've ever seen a woman have to make |
| 1:24.9 | in my lifetime. Was this the aunt that was the bride or an aunt that was attending the wedding? |
| 1:28.8 | An aunt that was attending the wedding. Okay. The bride was already there. They had been there |
| 1:32.0 | like a long time since before we got there, but I have an aunt out here who we all were going to go |
| 1:36.5 | together. And somehow this ended up being my fault because I told everybody to go without me |
| 1:41.8 | because I was pushing it to the limit. My flight, I think left at 1140. So I was running directly |
| 1:46.8 | from work to try to get there for an international flight. And I told them to go. They did it. They |
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