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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 20

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0

The virtue hey, you're so excited. I am it's a wedding. He's not excited about a wedding

0:06.1

I'm very excited

0:08.1

This Abby's been dreaming about this day my entire life. You guys Abby is getting married today

0:13.0

How about that? We didn't even know she was seeing anybody. I mean she comes in here talking about dating apps

0:18.4

We never had any any indication at all that you were even thinking about a committed relationship

0:24.4

Well, my parents financial planners said hey, you decide to give up on marriage

0:28.4

We'll give you a lump sum and I said okay, why'd rather be married. So today's the day where I make it happen

0:33.4

We are having a

0:35.4

Plotonic

0:36.9

Friendship wedding

0:38.9

Abby is going to marry her best friend Kennedy as a friend

0:44.1

And we we already get recognized as a married couple when we go out

0:47.5

So I figured it's time to make it official and this conversation started yesterday or the day before yesterday

0:53.4

And we were talking about

0:55.4

It started with our Kardashians

0:57.2

Kylie Jenner and Jordan as friends and

1:00.6

Somehow we talked about friendship divorces and then friendship contracts and then turns out there's like platonic

1:06.9

weddings whatever and Abby was like I

1:10.4

Would like to marry my friend Kennedy

1:13.0

There would be a lot of benefits. I've seen her salary and her tax returns

1:17.6

I didn't make her get a prenup. So Kennedy you're locked in for good now. Now you could have picked any friend

1:22.8

Why can't what what makes Kennedy so special? What makes you guys?

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