The Bert Show.

Kristen's kid, Jimmy, is going through the cutest period of his life right now.

I'm so excited and I'm trying to manage my expectations.

Excuse me, because you told me when it came to small ball.

So my son's going to be playing baseball for the first time this season.

They call it small ball because they're all four years old.

So I just, I'm just so excited to see, like, all 15 of them on the field and just

running after the ball and, you know, not knowing a thing that they're doing.

But I've heard two horror stories, and that is your girlfriend's son, she signed him up for

small ball, and he went to the first practice, sat down and said,

no, this ain't for me.

I'm not doing it.

He didn't make it to the first practice.

This was during tryouts.

Oh, try.

Okay.

So first of all, he didn't like standing in the line.

And then it was a real hassle to have to actually play by the rules.

Yes.

And he didn't like that, learning how to like catch a ground ball. Four minutes in, he sits down like an English bulldog that doesn't want to be on a walk and just refuses.

Okay.

That was it.

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