Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 27
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Kristen had one job this morning. |
| 0:02.9 | I'm so sorry. |
| 0:03.8 | One job. |
| 0:04.4 | Dang it. |
| 0:05.1 | Now I still have this blue nail polish on my fingers. |
| 0:10.7 | But that's a sign of a good Birch pig adventure man. |
| 0:13.6 | It's not often where a man will text a woman in the middle of the day and go, hey, do you have nail polish remover you can bring in? |
| 0:20.6 | No, so you texted me at a weird time. It wasn't in the middle of the day and go, hey, do you have nail polish remover you can bring in? No, well, so you texted me at a weird time. |
| 0:22.4 | It wasn't in the middle of day. |
| 0:23.6 | It was like around 6 o'clock or something. |
| 0:25.5 | And a notification pops up on my phone. |
| 0:27.8 | And we had a beautiful day yesterday. |
| 0:29.9 | So I'm sitting outside with my neighbor. |
| 0:32.3 | We're watching the kids playing the front yard. |
| 0:33.8 | And I'm like, oh, Bert texted me. Thinking like, what could this be, you know? |
| 0:38.7 | Must be an emergency. |
| 0:39.1 | Right. |
| 0:39.9 | Bert's reaching out. |
| 0:40.4 | I know. |
| 0:44.5 | And I started laughing and I'm like, he needs nail polish remover. |
| 0:49.4 | And she was like, she looked at me so she's like, why would he need nail polish remover? |
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