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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 24

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0

The spurt show first as a woman you get hit on by a dude's kind of flattering dude's hot right a little on the flattering side

0:06.7

Then when you dig a little deep round safer

0:08.8

Yeah, I think happy his friend is going to do that right now. Yeah, we've been checking in periodically with one of my friends

0:14.4

Because we're pretty sure some guy we met while we were out is plotting her murder

0:18.4

So it's not a bold statement. Yeah, you know, we're just a little nervous for her

0:22.2

But it's just all on the day of being a single woman in your 20s, right? It sounds like this segment could be evidence at some point

0:28.8

So shoes you were so isolated and you are an admitted catastrophes catastrophes

0:34.4

catastrophes are yes, but I feel like women when you hear the story you'll be like, ah, yes

0:40.2

I would think the exact same thing if this happened to me and my group of friends, okay

0:44.1

So I just had this friend moved to our city and so I really wanted to take her out for a night on the town

0:48.9

I was like we got to go to this restaurant. It's so fun. There's so many hot guys there

0:52.9

It's the kind of place where it's like there's great food, but there's also a really fun bar scene

0:57.7

So I get her and two other friends to go out with me on to this restaurant and we mosey up to the bar

1:04.4

And you know we're ordering drinks. We're having a good time. We're chit chatting and then we kind of notice from across the bar

1:10.9

That there's a group of guys and we kind of clock them. We're like, all right

1:13.7

So when we see the boys we see the boys and then we notice there's this one guy there who's kind of making eyes at one of my friends

1:20.2

And it's not like bed room eyes

1:23.4

It's not sultry. It's not seductive. It's sort of shifty

1:26.8

He's kind of like looking over his shoulder at her like with not blinking

1:31.1

You know, I mean kind of has the crazy looking his eyes. Is he trying to look at her without looking at her?

1:35.4

I maybe but he was doing kind of a bad job

1:38.6

So we're sitting there and I kind of clock that and the night goes on and I kind of look over at him again because

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