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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 24

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:15.0

show the north and south of the studio this morning very casual as though they were going

0:19.6

to a braves game this morning, feel very sporty feel very sporty today it's it was odd

0:24.4

because walk in and I was like, Oh my god, I can't I don't wear hats often and I've

0:30.4

never seen her wear a hat in studio and today both of us were in braves had I feel like

0:35.1

you today have that hot for teacher look. Oh wow. Well, thank you because I woke up

0:38.6

this morning and looked in the mirror and said, you are rough. I slept with my hair

0:44.6

wet and woke up looking like a colonial man. The glasses that had on right, but you know

0:49.9

underneath there, they're something good. Wow. Wow. That's a backhanded. Yeah. You

0:55.5

just got dig a little bit. That's what I'm saying. The hot for teacher thing is she comes

0:59.4

out. You guys ever seen that video? Yes. All right. So you shouldn't look at anything

1:02.8

in the beginning, but then she does the little hair flippy thing takes her hair out at

1:07.4

the bun and then you're like, Oh, wow. I'm like an excavation project. We just have

1:12.7

to like keep digging. Okay. And eventually you're going to get to something that you're

1:16.0

proud of. You just need a little polishing. Exactly. A lot of polishing. Whereas Cassie

1:23.0

came in here. Cassie came in here this morning. A final polished product. You're beautiful.

1:29.4

Thank you. She's got. Well, let's explain. She has this lovely romper on a floral romper

1:35.2

that's a little bit off the shoulder. Her hair is straightened. She has a full face

1:40.9

of makeup. I mean, I see the foundation. I see the mascara. No, no, no, you don't have

1:46.3

lines. Lipstick like the whole nine yards. You look like you're ready to go out. Thank

1:50.2

you. And the reason being is for kind of the same tone that's like, Bert is like Cassie

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