Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 12, 2022
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2022
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, it's the virtue. |
| 0:02.0 | She thought it was kind of creepy and she was going to do something about it. |
| 0:04.8 | Her neighbors always flirt with her son, who's 19 years old, but still thinks it's inappropriate. |
| 0:10.6 | So she's going to do something about it this weekend. |
| 0:12.4 | Our listener, Kathleen and her family just moved into this neighborhood back in April. |
| 0:16.3 | So they're still kind of getting to know everyone. |
| 0:18.6 | They live next door to a single divorced woman who is about Kathleen's age. |
| 0:22.8 | Well, Kathleen has a 19 year old son who's in college and is going to a local school. |
| 0:27.5 | And he's also a lifeguard and he has caught the eye of this neighbor who don't forget his Kathleen's age. |
| 0:34.0 | She posts up by his lifeguard stand every day in her chair. |
| 0:38.4 | She tried to get him to come over. |
| 0:41.0 | She texted Kathleen asking if Kathleen's son was home so she could get some help with some quote, |
| 0:46.9 | strong arms and Kathleen offered to help, but the woman's again, no worry about it. |
| 0:51.6 | You know, she just wanted Kathleen's son. |
| 0:53.7 | And then she got a text saying, hey, do your son want some extra money? |
| 0:58.3 | I've got some odd jobs around the house that I'd like to pay someone to do. |
| 1:02.0 | So Kathleen was like, no girl, he's too busy for that. |
| 1:05.3 | And then when her son went to get trash, |
| 1:07.5 | cab cans from the curb one morning, |
| 1:09.8 | she saw Kathleen saw the neighbor run across the street to talk to him and get his number and exchange numbers. |
| 1:16.3 | So Kathleen's like, listen, I know my son is 19. |
| 1:18.8 | He's legally an adult, but this just feels gross. |
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