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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 12, 2022

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:14.5

The Bert Show. So our studio director Tommy is losing weight. Am I? I don't know.

0:22.4

That's why we're checking in. And allegedly losing weight. He had a goal to lose 80 pounds by

0:30.8

Christmas. 80 pounds. Most you called in and said that's not healthy. We said we agree we're

0:36.1

going to pay him $2,500 to get there. That's pretty much how it went down.

0:41.1

He keeps going up. It's actually 2050. But if you say $2,500, I'll take it. I believe in my 50.

0:47.0

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So 80 pounds by Christmas. And save the tweet, save the comments.

1:01.2

Tommy has already said he knows it's not the healthiest way to lose weight. It's too much. But

1:06.4

damn it. He's doing it anyway because frankly, he doesn't care what you think. I'm trying.

1:10.8

So I want you guys to get. So I've been doing this for three weeks now. How much weight

1:16.6

do each of you think I have lost thus far? Three weeks. Well, he said he lost like seven in the

1:23.2

first week. Because you did say that when you lose weight, you lose it fast. Out of the gate.

1:29.1

Yeah. Yeah. If I eat right and work out, it just kind of falls off.

1:32.8

All right. I'm going to say you've lost 15 pounds thus far. Okay. I was going to say 15.

1:37.6

But these are prices right, rolls. I'll go 14. I'll go 16.

1:43.2

Yeah. Moe, you get $200 out of my pocket. You nailed it. Really? 14 on the dot 14 on the dot.

1:49.3

That's great. Tommy. Yeah. Well, I had I wanted to come back and say 20 so bad.

1:56.9

Because when we left, it was about at 10. And I worked out a couple times. And by working out,

2:04.8

I mean, like hiking. And I did five miles two days while we're on our vacation. It's really

2:11.5

good. And that worked out. But you know, God has a funny sense of humor. He humbles you.

2:18.0

When you try and put on your pants and go back to work and your button goes flying across the room.

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