Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 28
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. So I'm her security app picked up sounds of her cat while she was away. |
| 0:10.6 | And she swears that the cat, as it's meowing, is saying one sentence. Now I'm just going to play |
| 0:20.6 | the sound of the cat. You guys tell me what she thinks the cat is saying, okay? That would be |
| 0:27.3 | most accurate, because if I tell you, you'll hear it in your head. Okay. Okay, here you are. |
| 0:36.7 | What? Mom, where are you? |
| 0:41.2 | What is it? Mom, where are you mom? That's what she's saying. Oh, that's so sweet. So mom was in |
| 0:47.3 | the hospital, right? And she wasn't there for a couple of days. And when she checked her security |
| 0:52.0 | cameras, this is what she heard. |
| 1:02.4 | Right? Yes. That's what I heard that. Wow. Really? It's loud and loud and clear to me. |
| 1:08.1 | Well, I think Cassie and I also have an advantage because we speak toddler these days. |
| 1:11.6 | So it's really easy to decipher things that don't sound like they are. That makes sense. |
| 1:16.2 | All right, Abby was out of the game. She was ready, not to date, and then Kristen dragged her back in, |
| 1:21.7 | and her, your heart, I think, is even telling you, like, maybe these friendship dates are way |
| 1:26.0 | better than anything else. Oh, yeah. I've officially gotten more action from women than for men. |
| 1:32.1 | And I'm not mad about it. So when I first moved here, I'll be honest, I didn't have like a |
| 1:35.6 | game plan for making friends because I know a couple of people who live in our city. And so I'm |
| 1:39.4 | like, I'll be fine. I'm going to get drinks. Everything will fall into place. I'm also kind of |
| 1:43.1 | an introvert. So like, as long as I have one person, I'm good. You're an introvert. I'm an, |
| 1:47.6 | I'm an outgoing introvert. Like I like to do things. I like to be out in the world. But honestly, |
| 1:53.7 | like I did nothing this weekend, except for hanging out with myself and it was the past. |
| 1:57.9 | Was amazing. So anyway, I move here. I hang out with my friends that I already have. And I'm like, |
| 2:03.7 | ready to go into date mode. Y'all heard it every single day. I'm coming on talking about the |
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