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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 28

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:30.8

I don't have a sugar daddy. No, no, no, that's not a thing. Where'd you get there from?

0:33.7

Some moments telling us like Friday, we were all just going around the room. What are you doing

0:37.2

this weekend? Most like, I'm getting out of coming out of town. We're like, where are you going?

0:40.8

He's like, I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? He's like, yeah, I'm not really sure

0:44.8

where I'm going at. Someone's surprising me and I'm going out of town for what is now your birthday.

0:49.2

Happy birthday. Thank you. So what is the deal? Who's the sugar daddy? I don't have a sugar daddy.

0:54.5

Where'd you go? Well, it's a whole thing. So apparently I didn't know any of this was happening.

1:00.1

But behind the scenes, I guess a few of the people in my circle, my mom, my lady, my best friend,

1:06.9

they were all trying to come together to surprise me because when I was asked what I

1:09.9

went from my birthday, I said nothing. I always say nothing. And they were like, no, we're not

1:13.9

doing that this year. Like we want to do something for you. So I said, okay, then if I can have what

1:18.4

I want from my birthday, I don't want to make any decisions. That's all I want. Like whatever we do,

1:22.2

I don't care. We can go to dinner. We can go somewhere. It doesn't matter. I just don't want to make

1:26.8

any decisions. That's all I want because I'm always making the decisions. And so I guess they

1:31.6

were trying to get me to St. Martin with like some of my closest friends. Oh wow. That was the plan

1:37.8

that I didn't know about because literally up until Thursday, Thursday night, they were like, all

1:44.0

right, we need you to get to the airport like as soon as you possibly can, which I now know is

1:48.5

because I guess all of those flights that go to St. Martin leave really early. So you have to catch

1:53.2

like a flight before 12 or you it's not going to happen. And there's only like one a day probably

1:57.2

exactly that. So I didn't know that. But I'm like, all right, they figured I can get to the

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