Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 17
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2024
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100% |
| 0:04.7 | British beef patties, so they're even juicier. |
| 0:07.7 | And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your |
| 0:11.4 | buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with |
| 0:15.0 | prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability. |
| 0:18.0 | While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief. |
| 0:25.0 | Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge. |
| 0:32.0 | Because Petty Faloo fuels the mischief. |
| 0:35.0 | Boom! |
| 0:37.0 | Mom says that Pettifaloo is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time. |
| 0:48.0 | Fueling mischief with petty flu. |
| 0:52.1 | The Bert Show. I got a hundred dollars to give you if you're gutsy enough to call us. |
| 0:57.3 | I'll even put you on the voice disguiser. To say, yeah, my life doesn't look like it does on Facebook or on Instagram that's all fake |
| 1:04.5 | 1 855 bird show we will put you on the voice disguiser nobody will know who |
| 1:08.8 | you are but I love doing this going into the weekend from time to time just as a reminder you know |
| 1:14.1 | Kristen's always saying comparison is the chief us thief of joy and it's so |
| 1:19.6 | true and the truth of the matter is we're comparing ourselves to fake lives. |
| 1:23.3 | Some people can paint a very pretty picture on social media and that sometimes I think to hide what's going on behind the scenes. |
| 1:31.8 | And it's always kind of funny when you know the people and you know what's really going on. |
| 1:36.0 | Yep. |
| 1:37.0 | I saw you got to do 1-855 bird show. |
| 1:39.0 | We will put you on the voice disguise or you confess what's really going on in your life |
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