Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 20 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | Kelly has been so patient in holding on for us. |
| 0:04.2 | I'll get her on the voice disguiser here. |
| 0:05.6 | I'm scared but anxious to hear who she's attracted to. |
| 0:09.0 | I mean, when you do the math on it, y'all, there are millions and millions and millions of eligible men for you to be attracted to. |
| 0:17.7 | Millions. |
| 0:18.9 | You should be able to be just a little bit selective, but you can't help |
| 0:22.7 | who you're attracted to, right? It is what it is. Kelly, you were on the voice disguiser. Good morning. |
| 0:28.8 | Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? |
| 0:32.3 | All right. I need to know if I am normal. Okay. |
| 0:38.3 | We'll do this from time to time, like when you think there is comfort and knowing that there are others just like you, because you think in some cases that you're just like on this island all by yourself. |
| 0:47.3 | But generally, speaking, you're never the only one. |
| 0:50.3 | Right. |
| 0:51.2 | Okay. |
| 0:51.6 | I hope so. |
| 0:52.5 | Well, I'm attracted to my pastor. |
| 0:59.0 | Here we go. |
| 1:00.7 | Feeling a little guilty on Sunday mornings. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, that's fine. |
| 1:04.9 | I mean, I don't want to hook up with him. |
| 1:06.7 | Like, he's married. |
| 1:08.0 | I just find him incredibly sexy. |
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