Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 18, 2023
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 18 August 2023
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. So Sarah here has been invited to be a bridesmaid. But she hangs out with |
| 0:10.2 | really like highfalutin people, the fancy people that are doing everything really expensive |
| 0:17.1 | and she just doesn't have the kind of cash so she's not sure what to do and I just look |
| 0:20.3 | this up. You guys have of course you have an idea because you've been bridesmaids but what |
| 0:24.8 | the average amount of bridesmaid spends now. Okay, let's say let's take into account the |
| 0:31.8 | bachelor at party. So they're typically over a weekend now, sometimes even a long weekend. |
| 0:37.8 | So you have to factor in flight, hotel, you have to come in low so my number seems impressive. |
| 0:43.4 | Okay. Seven dollars. Yeah, that's close. And then we also have the bridal shower. So you got to |
| 0:52.4 | get a gift. You have to get a gift for that. Also get a wedding gift. I'm going to get the dress, |
| 0:57.5 | the bridesmaids dress, shoes, hair, nails, makeup, nails. Are you thinking $200? |
| 1:04.8 | For the makeup. Sure. I'm going to say 1500. Oh, I'm going to go 2500. I'm going to 1000. |
| 1:11.5 | 1000. Abby is the only one that went with the bit. $1,200. I think $2,500 because I thought it was |
| 1:19.1 | low. Yeah. Oh, really? 1200 is the average now to be a bridesmaid, which is expensive. |
| 1:23.9 | A lot of money, right? You look close. So you're with the fancy folk. I mean, you could double |
| 1:31.0 | or triple that right now. And that's where Sarah is. And she just doesn't have that kind of |
| 1:34.1 | income. Hey, Sarah. Sorry, you're poor. I say that with love, my dear. I say that with love. |
| 1:45.1 | Or is relative? She could be hanging out with billionaires. So you want us to text the other |
| 1:50.3 | bridesmaids or you want us to text the bride or what exactly do you want us to do? The maid of |
| 1:55.9 | honor. The maid of honor has so much money. She has no concept what she's asking for me. I mean, |
| 2:00.8 | the other girls are fine too. But I am right at the end of my budget here. And so I need to |
| 2:08.6 | check the maid of honor and tell her that she needs to pull things back because I can't afford it. |
| 2:14.0 | Like they're making plants that are ridiculously fabulous, but like I can't keep doing this. |
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