Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 18, 2023
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2023
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, if you want to listen to the full Bert Show every day |
| 0:03.5 | un-interrupted, we got no ads on that thing. |
| 0:06.7 | All you have to do is become a bonus BS subscriber. |
| 0:10.2 | That's bonus Bert Show. |
| 0:11.2 | Find out more at the Bert Show.com slash bonus BS. |
| 0:15.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:16.3 | What's the old saying? |
| 0:17.5 | When a door closes, a window opens. |
| 0:20.3 | Something like that. |
| 0:21.3 | That's the window closes and the door open. |
| 0:23.0 | Or does the door close and the window open? |
| 0:24.5 | Well, something's closed and something opened, |
| 0:26.3 | at least a different Abby. |
| 0:27.3 | Okay. |
| 0:29.0 | She got a breeze from somewhere. |
| 0:31.0 | Doesn't really matter where. |
| 0:32.4 | You found a little hole somewhere, right? |
| 0:35.0 | Somebody was breaking wind. |
| 0:36.0 | But I think the phrase that my mom used when she would tell me to, |
| 0:41.0 | you know, to pick myself back up and not be feel so rejected is |
| 0:45.2 | when you experience rejection, it's just redirection, |
| 0:49.2 | which is the most annoying thing on my favorite quotes. |
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