Full Show PT 2- August 29, 2022
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue it was supposed to be us looking for the one that got away |
| 0:06.1 | From the fifth grade she's 32 years old now then things went sideways and the universe has taken over |
| 0:12.5 | Mal and the battle of the David's yes |
| 0:15.1 | She is finding herself single recently after going through a breakup and then she went back in her mental roller dex to think about some of the guys from her past |
| 0:21.9 | She landed on a guy named David who she remembered from fifth grade quite some time ago |
| 0:26.5 | And we looked this David up so that we can see if there was still something going on between them today |
| 0:30.8 | And we found a David problem was it wasn't exactly the David that she was looking for but this David was all game |
| 0:37.4 | He was like I don't know her but she seems really cute like a good person |
| 0:40.7 | So why not let's just go on a date maybe it's destiny |
| 0:43.3 | Maybe it's the universe and so we set the date up for them to go on it |
| 0:46.7 | But then we also found another David who we believed to be the original David that she was looking for so at that point |
| 0:53.0 | She was conflicted on which David she should choose so she still go out with this David that was an accident |
| 0:58.5 | She didn't even really know or should she be more concerned with trying to go out with the actual David that she was looking for in the first place |
| 1:05.0 | She didn't really know what to do, but I believe we left it at she was gonna go on this date with the David |
| 1:09.1 | She doesn't know like I don't know if this David one David to Kristen. I know that you're real specific about what we should call these |
| 1:14.0 | David's yeah, it's new David and old David okay. It's not David won her David to it is not wrong David right David |
| 1:22.2 | It is new David and old David. I still don't think there's anything shady when you are dating right? |
| 1:28.6 | I don't think there's anything shady about dating two people three people four people at the same time |
| 1:34.1 | So long as you're honest with everybody about it. I think there's no problem at all no problem at all |
| 1:38.7 | I just want to make sure new David gets a fair chance. Okay, all right |
| 1:42.2 | So what has happened since Friday? |
| 1:45.0 | Merch show listen to your segment on Friday. I laughed along with you realizing just how ridiculous this must seem to everyone |
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