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The Bert Show. I feel so alive this morning.

Well, you're here, so you're definitely alive. No, it's better than just existing.

Okay.

I feel like I'm existing this morning.

Normally on a Monday morning at this time, I'm the exact same way, but not on this Monday morning.

You know why I feel alive? Please share. Pass the cop on the highway today.

I did it. It's been months and months and months of mentally preparing for it. As I've told you

that there are a couple of cops always on my way into work and I see people pass at them all the time

and then I learned that if you're on the highway and there are cops from a different county,

they're not going to touch you. They ain't going to touch you. They're just trying to get to work.

They don't care unless you go in like 120 miles an hour. Go ahead do your thing.

So I was driving this morning and I was, I didn't even realize I was a cop at first.

Then at about 10 feet before I got to him, I realized it's a cop. He's on in the third lane

and I'm in the fast lane. At this point, I had to make a decision. Do I slow down or do I live life

a little bit? Damn it. I went for it. I do want to mention if you're going 120, you might be

endangering the life of others and I feel like a cop no matter what county he's in,

would intervene. That is exactly the truth. So I wasn't going 120. So that is when officers

have hit me up and they've said like, you know what, if you're going 10, 15 over,

that early in the morning, cops just trying to get to work no different than you. He's going to

leave you alone unless you're doing something dangerous. Yes. I was not. You were not. I went

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