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slash bonus BS. The Burt show. I'm a little jarred this morning and it's it's

ridiculous but I think we've all been there. I had one of those dreams last night where

Courtney was cheating on me. Woke me up in the middle of the night house pissed and

I'm still like I'm still mad at her. I'm curious the details.

Did you know, did you know the man?

Was it a mystery man?

I didn't.

And she was dating for sport really.

Oh.

So in the dream, she goes out with this guy who she thought was very good looking, but she gets to the

date and he's just a complete zero, right? She's having not a good time at all.

It's awful. She comes back and she tells me about it and she says,

look I just want to let you know that I went out on a date. I'm like,

it's all casual about it, which in real life that's what she would do.

And she was like goofy about it. She was laughing about it like oh my God you wouldn't believe how much of a dork this guy was and she's like having a lot of fun with at his expense and I'm like no you realize like you're cheating you cheated on me right

she's like well it's not really cheating but I didn't go out with the guy and I gotta tell you

you about this guy what a good and it was one of those where I woke up in the middle of the night and you know it's a dream

but you're trying to calm yourself down like hey this isn't real chill out and I couldn't get back to sleep.

I can't take a few hours you need a few hours ever come up with your own like that.

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