Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 11
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 11 September 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the Bird Show. I felt utterly ridiculous in the beginning of this conversation, but that I'll relate to you in a second. |
| 0:08.5 | When is the last time you guys felt truly ridiculous. |
| 0:13.0 | Last hour. |
| 0:14.0 | Every day on this show between the hours of six and ten. |
| 0:19.0 | Probably... |
| 0:22.0 | You got an idea, I can see it. You you. |
| 0:24.0 | Me? I'm just thinking about the last I mean ridiculous I think is relative like I remember like a week ago |
| 0:30.5 | rolling up to the Gatwick airport and I had gotten one hour of sleep. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm violently hung over. |
| 0:36.0 | My hair is a mess. |
| 0:37.0 | I have mascara under my eyes and I'm like, why is everyone staring at me? |
| 0:40.4 | And then I go into the bathroom. |
| 0:41.4 | I'm like, oh, it's because I look like the |
| 0:44.0 | Grim Reaper. You were representing America. |
| 0:47.2 | Listen I was the most American I've ever been on my way back to America. |
| 0:51.7 | Probably that time I went to the dentist and everybody was looking at me crazy and it was because I found |
| 0:57.2 | out I didn't have an appointment because I was at the wrong dentist. |
| 1:00.0 | No, dentist or the wrong day? |
| 1:02.0 | No, the wrong dentist. I was in the wrong dentist. I was in the wrong office. |
| 1:06.4 | Apparently I put the address in wrong. Some dentist came up, close enough. |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah, exactly. Oh, you're going to have to give me a... and this came up close enough. Exactly. |
| 1:13.0 | Oh, you're gonna have to give me a second. |
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