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Make a ring camera.

Yeah, I have Xfinity so I can always go back and it's activated by motion so I can see

what's going on.

The best TV show right now in your house if you have a security camera is watching

Halloween night and trick-or-treaters come up to your house.

It is so entertaining.

So my fiancee tips me off to this because I guess she and Eliza knew this before I did.

You know what?

Let's just watch all the trick-or-treaters because Eliza wasn't with us on Halloween,

so they thought they were just like, look at all the cute kids that come up.

So they're sitting there and they're watching right and we had this huge like bowl of candy

out that should have lasted in my neighborhood pretty much from about five to about nine.

There was four hours of candy out there, right?

So they sit down to watch it and the first little girl, I got to share this on birch

show dot com.

She's so cute.

She must have been like three years old.

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