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The birch show. Let me run this by you guys here real quick though. All right. Without knowing

what this dog is saying, that's right. This dog is saying, I want you to tell me,

if you think this dog is talking to its owner or not because she claims the head whenever she puts

an outfit on and she's ready to head out of the house, the dog speaks to her, okay? Okay.

All right. This is the dog.

Where are you going?

That's please day. I didn't know if it was me because when you know what they're saying,

then it seems obvious, but you guys hadn't heard that before. Yeah. I think the dog is actually

saying, where are you going? I think the dog is totally saying, where are you going? Play it one more time, please.

I'm going to play this one.

I mean, like mind your business, man.

All right. I got so many people. You don't remember that cat that used to be my neighbor that

used to come over our house all the time that would be in the garage and would sit at our door

and she would go, hello, I remember that. I'm not kidding, Mo. Where's it? It's like this.

Hello. Are you guys getting a tremendous echo because I am? No.

Okay. Just must be my head. Fun. So I'm doing the show for my home today. Our station has a

policy that when you test positive for COVID, and then you test negative, you have to stay home

for two days, two days of negative tests. So I'm still here today. And that's why.

Yes. Great explanation, sir. It's a little early. All right. So shady or not. You got something

going on in your life. You're not exactly sure. If it's shady or not, you hit us up. In this case,

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