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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 19

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:15.2

BS. The birch show. You know what sucks is when you finally realize that maybe the definition

0:23.0

of our relationship isn't the exact same. Like maybe I'm more invested here than they are.

0:29.2

And our intern Kayla is starting to feel that about maybe your cousin right now. Yeah, I am.

0:35.2

So recently I went to visit family up in Jersey because that's where I'm originally from. And

0:42.0

my aunt got this tag. I don't know who she got the text message from but it was like a screenshot

0:45.8

from my older cousin significant others Instagram. And it was wedding pictures of them getting

0:53.6

married. And I was like, what is that? And growing up, we were always super close. Like he's 15

0:59.1

years older than me. But he has a younger brother like we're all my sister older sister and his younger

1:05.2

brother. They're all like five years apart from each other. And they were always really close. And

1:09.0

so then my cousin's kind of like adopted me as like his little buddy. And so recently he's been like,

1:15.1

yeah, I want to really get to like be in your lives more because since we moved kind of

1:21.4

not been as close. But so yeah, he's always like calling being like, yeah, I want to like know what's

1:25.6

up in your life. Like here's a lot of did on my life. And he was now trying to be recently. And he

1:30.4

was like in Asia. And I was like, oh, like why are you in Asia? And he was like, I was just like on a

1:34.4

trip like him and his partner. And I was like, okay, cool. And then I found out they're married. And

1:39.2

I was like, okay, so that was his honeymoon. Like I'm just and I feel like I shouldn't be offended

1:44.5

because I don't reach out as much as I should. But like that's a pretty big.

1:51.2

You don't want to be that person to make it about you as like, you know, make their wedding about

1:54.9

you. Like why wasn't I invited? But from the history of the relationship you're telling us like

2:01.3

there was a closeness. And he said he wanted there to be a closeness again. So it is very odd.

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