Does Kristin Need To Buy A “Beware Of Bart” Sign?
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🗓️ 20 April 2023
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| 0:00.0 | the virtue. I most of you guys keep the elements out of your house by putting a sign in front |
| 0:08.2 | of the house that says beware of dog or security system, right? For Kristen here, she |
| 0:14.7 | doesn't need any of that. She got an attack Bart. And I need a sign that I could put in |
| 0:21.5 | my front yard before you blow on the driveway that says beware of Bart, not our three massive |
| 0:27.4 | dogs who are all bark and no bite, but Bart's the only one in our house that has bite and |
| 0:34.0 | it's going to hurt. So I'm interested to see where this is going to go, but something |
| 0:40.3 | happened on our property. And Mo, you would ask me during your podcast and the moment, |
| 0:45.5 | have I ever seen Bart like riled up like excited, whatever. And I gave you two examples |
| 0:50.2 | of when he was pumped. Yep. Let me just tell you this man's adrenaline and his anger |
| 0:56.9 | was through the roof when he came in to tell me what somebody had done to our yard. Oh, |
| 1:02.1 | and he was like, he goes, I'm getting lawyers involved. I'm getting lawyers. I'm like, |
| 1:06.4 | whatever. I'm like, I'm like, if you're a new birch, you'll listen, you have to understand |
| 1:09.8 | Bart grew up at a farm or on a farm, getting up at like whatever, four in the morning, |
| 1:16.2 | tending to everything on a farm. So he's very structured, very even cute. Very bright |
| 1:22.4 | as a middle constantly. Organized right. I mean, that farm mentality and Kentucky, |
| 1:27.5 | it's, that's real. It is very real. And this is something different. I don't know if |
| 1:32.8 | his other brothers, I haven't seen his other brothers exude this type of energy, but |
| 1:41.6 | this level of dysfunction. No, I'm not saying this level of dysfunction, but this, this |
| 1:47.9 | visceral reaction to whenever somebody messes with his yard. I don't know how passionate |
| 1:52.6 | his other brothers, because I see certain like idiosyncrasies that are common, like the |
| 1:57.2 | way his brother can sit is the exact same way Bart sits. And it was really freaky the |
| 2:01.8 | first time they came over the house. So I don't know if they share this same passion, |
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