The Bert Show.

How's it every doing today?

How you doing, Abby?

Good.

You know, it's Tuesday.

Yep.

That's what it is.

Yep.

Monday's just kind of the day where, all right, we're just recovering from the weekend. We're just trying to get by. Just advance. That's exactly how it is. Survive in advance. How about you, Mo? I'm good. I'm good. It's Tuesday.

You got to be said hanging in there.

I'm trying to figure out why I'm always so much more tired on Tuesday than Monday.

I don't get it.

It doesn't make sense to me.

But Tuesday's always rough.

Yeah, I don't know why that is either. It's a weird thing. And that's been consistent in my career. Christian's back. I am back. And thankfully, I don't have a migraine this morning. I don't know. The last two nights, last night was another bad night of sleep can't fall asleep tossing and turning the night

before that i got like zero sleep and then by like around 435 o'clock this nasty migraine

ocular headache or whatever you want to call it and i couldn't open my left eye oh geez yeah so i was

just like you know what let's try to get some sleep and figure this out. So it got, obviously, after some sleep got much better. But last night, I was still trying to, like, figure out why I couldn't go to sleep. And I have no idea. Because normally, knock on wood, I sleep pretty good. It's frustrating. It's really, really frustrating, especially when you can't attribute it to anything. Yeah. So frustrating. Nothing to attribute it to. All right, Cassie, so we're starting today off with a question. How do you know if someone's trying to case your place? Okay, so my friend is house sitting and God bless her. My friend is like, she's my friend, but she's one of my sister's friends but young she's 25 is what i'm trying

to say all right so we're not talking about like a 40 year old adult woman and i'm chatting with her

and she's staying at someone's house and she's like oh yeah it's so weird when people come by the

house and it's not your house and i'm like what do you mean you answered a doorbell as a

millennial i cannot relate because the doorbell rings i hit the floor and pretend no one's home. Never. She's like, yeah, I opened it with some pest control guy. And I was like, okay. And she's like, he asked me the weirdest question. He goes, is the next door neighbor blind? And immediately, like immediately my radar starts pinging.

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