Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 14
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:15.2 | You have had a dream that was so frightening you woke up and felt like the universe owed you an explanation |
| 0:20.7 | Yes You know what I'm talking about? It's jarring to wake up like that. I mean |
| 0:26.7 | it's full of sweat and I was like I I really typically I have nightmares I |
| 0:31.9 | have nightmares all the time really all the time all the time I don't know why ever |
| 0:34.8 | since I was a kid and it's always dreams that when you wake up and you look back on it |
| 0:40.2 | logically you're like I should have known that was a dream but when you're in it it just feels really scary and it's always I'm always like running but I can't run |
| 0:50.0 | I have a weapon but it doesn't work right I'm in a fight but I can't move my arms |
| 0:54.2 | It's always something like that and normally I either forget him or when I wake up I don't even worry about him because it was clearly just a silly dream per se. You ever catch yourself like yelling in your |
| 1:04.9 | dreams and it wakes you up? Yes. Almost a whimpering. Yes. Yes. I try not to tell people |
| 1:09.8 | about those because those are embarrassing. This particular one it was I don't know if it was |
| 1:14.2 | that it was scary or that it was scary but it was more like this the specificness |
| 1:19.0 | of it and and it still to this moment doesn't make any sense to me. Now I will say this I think I |
| 1:24.4 | got to stop watching the crime docs at night. Kristen you know we share this |
| 1:28.3 | I think I have to stop. I was watching Dateline last night go to bed trying to figure out this woman was really |
| 1:34.9 | kidnapped or not. I like literally go to sleep to this stuff and I end up falling asleep and for some |
| 1:42.0 | odd reason I'm in a car and I'm with a friend of |
| 1:46.0 | mine who I haven't seen in years and I'm with another guy whom I don't even know I |
| 1:51.0 | don't know what this person is but in the dream we are paired to have been |
| 1:54.7 | mutual friends somehow and he's in the front of the car I'm in the back of the car my |
| 1:59.8 | friend is in the passenger seat of the car and it's an older car I remember this |
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