Breaking up is hard to do. Finally, he told me that he wasn't ready to get married.

The day before. I'm here so stupid.

And when a breakup sounds more like true crime than a true love story,

they come on the breakup breakdown to talk about it.

We cover everything from lies, took me years to figure out what happened,

who lies not having cancer, to cheating,

his hand was a per-skirt, and everything in between.

I can't do this crazy truffle thing.

You're the latest gossip from the couples who you've never heard of.

You're all my after-drowman, after-drowman.

On this week's breakup, only on the breakup breakdown podcast.

Oh, it's close. It's big.

It's pretty super. Yeah. I completely forgot.

You walk here. You've got more time than anybody else to look up.

And I will pass blue moon pizza. You'll throw that over mine to me.

That's funny.

If you want to take a second, like when it's safe this morning,

you're not in your car and maybe you're in the parking lot on the way

into the building or whatever, just look up,

because the moon is really amazing this morning.

I mean, I was pulling out my driveway and it was like beaming at me.

And as soon as I pulled out of the neighborhood, like there was staring at me.

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